1. Tiny Dancer - Elton John
My lyric: Hold me closer Tony Danza. Real lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Ok this one I just think is funny - don't think I ever thought those were the words.
2. Dark Days Are Over - Florence and the Machine
My lyric: My dog days are over
3. Paradise - Coldplay
Dac's lyric: Pillow touch. Real lyric: Paradise.
Now "pillow touch" is all I hear when I listen to that song. And he was just saying it to be funny. "What are they saying? Pillow touch?" Speaking of pillows, these are some I would like to touch...
4. Waterfalls - TLC
My lyric: Go, go Jason Waterfalls. Real lyric: Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
I really did think those were the lyrics.
5. Dynamite - Taio Cruz
My lyric: Sayin' ayo. Galileo. Laney's lyric (my 5-year-old niece): Sayin' ayo. Baby lego.
Real lyric: Sayin' ayo. Gotta let go.
Taio Cruz really outsmarted all of us on this one.
6. Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith
My lyric: Do it like a lady.
Mrs. Doubtfire was one of my fave movies at one point, and I loved this song in there. Apparently I didn't ever quite get how perfect the song was for the movie.
7. Like a Prayer - Madonna
My lyric: Lepiquarsy. Real lyric: Let the choir sing.
What does lepiquarsy mean exactly? No idea. But I would belt that word out like it made perfect sense.
Dac also made up a fun rendition of "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga called "Just Plants." You should ask him to sing it for you.
Any lyric mixups of your own to share?