Go, Go Jason Waterfalls

Sometimes it's more fun to sing the wrong words to a song, as long as you sing them with confidence. Here are some lyric mishaps I've run into:

1. Tiny Dancer - Elton John

My lyric: Hold me closer Tony Danza. Real lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer. 

Ok this one I just think is funny - don't think I ever thought those were the words.

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2. Dark Days Are Over - Florence and the Machine

My lyric: My dog days are over

3. Paradise - Coldplay

Dac's lyric: Pillow touch. Real lyric: Paradise. 

Now "pillow touch" is all I hear when I listen to that song. And he was just saying it to be funny. "What are they saying? Pillow touch?" Speaking of pillows, these are some I would like to touch...

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4. Waterfalls - TLC

My lyric: Go, go Jason Waterfalls.  Real lyric: Don't go chasin' waterfalls. 

I really did think those were the lyrics.

5. Dynamite - Taio Cruz

My lyric: Sayin' ayo. Galileo.  Laney's lyric (my 5-year-old niece): Sayin' ayo. Baby lego.

Real lyric: Sayin' ayo. Gotta let go.

Taio Cruz really outsmarted all of us on this one. 

6. Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith

My lyric: Do it like a lady.  

Mrs. Doubtfire was one of my fave movies at one point, and I loved this song in there. Apparently I didn't ever quite get how perfect the song was for the movie.

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7. Like a Prayer - Madonna

My lyric: Lepiquarsy. Real lyric: Let the choir sing. 

What does lepiquarsy mean exactly? No idea. But I would belt that word out like it made perfect sense. 

Dac also made up a fun rendition of "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga called "Just Plants." You should ask him to sing it for you.

Any lyric mixups of your own to share?